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	Hurricane Haircut Bra and Panties American a Paris Ska in a Bar Sore finger Big Big Mouth Spaceman stuff Not Scott Lipso Dipso Married a Monkey *HURRICANE* Earthquake Run Away Tidal Wave Run Away Hurricane Run Away *HAIRCUT* Well I got to get me up and get me down to the shops cos I got to get a haircut chop chop Forget about the eggs and the weetabix too cos I gotto get a haircut. Tooleoo I don't want to sit and read old magazines or listen to the radio's Has beens Come and sit me down and get us on with the job 'cos I got to get a haircut Chop Chop I like it short on me bonnet I like it even all round I'll be whatching while you dunnit 'cos I never trust a man with a razor in his hand I like it short at the front I like it short at the back forget about the Brylcream No Fat Want the girls to go WOW – Want the boys to go YEH I want everyone to say to me – Nice hair! I like it short on me bonnet I like it even all round I'll be whatching while you dunnit 'cos I never trust a man with a razor in his hand *BRA AND PANTIES* I want to see you in your bra and panties I want to see you in your underwear i want to see you wearing something scanty I want to see your body bare I want to see you in your bra and panties I want to see you in a negligee i want to see you wearing something scanty I want to see you in your lingerie Get into bed Get into bed I said Get into bed Get into bed I said I want to see you in your bra and panties I want to see you in a booby tube i want to see you wearing something scanty I want to see something really rude Get into bed Get into bed I said Get into bed Get into bed I said I want to see you in your bra and panties I want to see you in your underwear i want to see you wearing something scanty I want to see your body bare *AMERICAN A PARIS* Take a walk down the champs Elysees on a sunny afternoon Hang a fifi around your shoulder look around enjoy the view There will be one on every corner everywhere you'll see an American American American A Paris Take a lift up the Tour de Eiffel on a sunny afternoon park a cherie around your shoulder look around enjoy the view There will be one on every corner Everywhere you will see an American American a Paris *SKA IN A BAR* They skank in Canada and in America Outer Siberia but I never hear ska in a bar over here They skank in Africa and Argentinia and Venuzuelia but I never hear ska in a bar over here They skank in Canada and in America Outer Siberia but I never hear ska in a bar over here *SORE FINGER* Got this finger stuck it in a door pulled it out and it wasn't half a sore broke this finger happened in a fight down at the pub on a friday night cut it on a nail cut it on glass stuck on a plaster – stuck it up me arse went to the doctor asked for a jab two weeks later I still got a scab Had this finger stuck it up me nose how did it get there nobody knows burnt this finger on a cigarette very badly burnt I was very upset got it frozen down at the pole it all turned blue it was very very cold *BIG BIG MOUTH* I never understand why you're putting me down why I always try everything I can To come and sort things out I can always give a hand if there's trouble around then I'm your man But you push me away say keep your nose out of here Well I don't think it's right well I don't think it's fair cos you can't tell a bloke by the colour of his hair or the size of his shoes or the trousers that he wears I am a fucking human being I got feelings you know though you might not know it though they might not show I got them right down here, got them right down low and if I don't let them out then they'll damn well blow and you'll be sorry you see you didn't listen to me you could have taken my advice and I gave it you for free but you don't think I know and you don't think I see that you're always taking the piss out of me *SPACEMAN STUFF* Well there's Captain Kirk on his enterprise and Spock's got ears like big french fries and pigs in space can blow your mind and there's close encounters of the thirteenth kind it's galactical supernatural fantastical I don' believe all this spacemanstuff Well there's Doctor Who and his Daeleks and big Buck Rogers in his tight-fit slacks there's a man from space with a liquid face that Arnie would love to terminate Well the klingon vessels are all out of range and the damned ferengi never change if it's a flying suacer where's the cup as far as I concerned you can beam me up *NOT SCOTT* People walking in the moon Armstrong, Aldrin just those two People walking on the moon Armstrong, Aldrin – Not Scott Oi Scott suit on now I'm not coming out no I'm not coming out Oi Scott boots on now no I'm not coming out Oi Scott open the door no I'm not coming out Oi Scott this means war I'm not coming out no I'm not coming out Three astronauts out in space two OK but one disgrace They pick up rocks and walk around The other bloke won't give a hand *LIPSO DIPSO COME ON A CALYPSO* Dont's you Know 7x that you hurt me Can't you see 6x what you have done I was so 5x very happy And now it's all all gone wrong I was so very happy get off my land Lipso Dipso come on a Calypso Lipso Dipso come on a Calypso *MARRIED A MONKEY* If I was you I'd tell you what I'd do I'd think twice If I was you i'd put here in a zoo cos there aint nothing else that a bloke can do If i was you I'd tell you what I'd do cos there ain't nothing else that a bloke can do Never shoulda married Never shoulda married married a monkey